The Thoughts of David

In which he shares his profound philosiphies on romantic love, the purpose and meaning of his art, and his favorite scripture for road rage.

He exclaimed, while throwing his arms around his sister "I'm in love with you!" She, being so very tender-hearted, reciprocated with equal fervor, "I'm in love with you too!" To which he replied "No you aren't. Girls don't fall in love with boys, boys only fall in love with girls!" We'll give him a few years on that one...

While showing off one of his artistic masterpieces, he explained it like this: "This is Elijah whining. And Jesus is mad at him for whining." This great achievement in the world and history of art is to be surpassed only by his "message to God, asking him to save Elijah."

And of course, when you're stuck in rush hour, always remember that the wicked "are like the traffic, which the wind drives away" Ps. 1:

David Storrie is the resident philosopher and Beth Protecter at Storrieville Academy. His thoughts and opinions, which he shares quite freely, are nearly four years in the making. When not pondering the deep matters of life or creating something Da Vincian, he enjoys eating, sleeping, playing outside, collecting baseball cards, and wearing patterned socks in outrageously bright colors. He resides with his family (which is a rather ponderous one) at said Storrieville Academy, which he refuses to call a boarding school.